This heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt features a classic cherry design, because nothing screams “I understand the futility of existence” like fruit on clothing. The bold, clean lines whisper, “You were born for this.” Unisex fit, because gender is a construct and so is laundry day. Perfect for keeping warm while contemplating the heat death of the universe or for pretending you have holiday plans. Durable enough to survive endless washes, your spiraling thoughts, and possibly the collapse of civilization itself.
Available in Sand, Military Green (scary), and Navy.
Printed on Gildan Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt.
This heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt features a classic cherry design, because nothing screams “I understand the futility of existence” like fruit on clothing. The bold, clean lines whisper, “You were born for this.” Unisex fit, because gender is a construct and so is laundry day. Perfect for keeping warm while contemplating the heat death of the universe or for pretending you have holiday plans. Durable enough to survive endless washes, your spiraling thoughts, and possibly the collapse of civilization itself.
Available in Sand, Military Green (scary), and Navy.
Printed on Gildan Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt.
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